
: Good news, Tai and the others are alive. Bad news, they got their butts kicked bad! They aren’t waking up anytime soon!

: Ryo! You will all die!

: Hold that thought. Ryo, the pliers.

: What ar- AHHH!

: There we go. One extracted dark spore, or seed if you’re nasty.

: Wo..woah. I feel chipper.

: Good for you. Say? How about helping us kill Millenniummon?

: Time to biomerge, Cyberdramon!
Episode 45: Who Cares? Bring On the Next Arc!
: Oh goodie. A fight with Millenniummon and a boring GO episode. Life is good. I’m so sick of practice time.

: Justice Burst!

: Weak!

: Keep it down you two!

: Orders Cyber?

: Don’t screw up and get my body trashed like you did last time. In fact, find a corner and stand in it.

: Man, I thought you let that go.

: Shindou returns.

: I’m here to pick up the trophy. It’s going on my piano.

: And people say I have a big ego.

: We’re the sh*t!

: Who’s the best team ever? We baby, we!

: The real pimps brought real soccer back!

: Gouenji minus the 70’s disco bar suit.

: Dear Fangirls, you’re welcome.

: Tenma walking the dog. This show is intense! Ugh!

: Spiking Strike!

: A little help here, Cyber?

: Left my digivice at home. But…

: Not a little kid, huh. Stop wetting the bed and maybe I’ll believe you.

: Oh, drat! Dagnabbit!

: There goes our PG-13 rating.

: Aoi runs into Tenma. I smell a flashback…and burnt fur.

: Flashback time. Just a dirty soccer ball, no-name biatch girl. It won’t bite.

: Wish I had hands so I can smack that little…

: What an annoying, useless character! Bet she’s a manager now.

: So watching others have fun is fun?

: Let that be a lesson to all you girls out there. Don’t have dreams. Find a guy and live for his dream. That’s the anime way!

: You said you didn’t want to see Raimon practice. Now you get to see one-shot characters practice.

: I swear I’m gonna murder everyone associated with this episode!

: Cyber! Help?!

: God Hand damn dude! I am! Look what I picked up.

: Davis’ digivice.

: Time to form Imperialdramon, Kenny!

: But, V-mon is unconscious.

: But, Stingmon isn’t. Let’s do it!

: That’s a girl? Hard to tell in this town.

: Rain is a character created by a fan. That’s creepy level cute. Rainbow Bubble Shot makes a goal. It’s a hissatsu made by a different fan.

: Yes, Aoi. Girls can do things other than serve and watch guys. Surprising! Half forced digivolving complete. How you holdin’ up Imperialdramon?

: Soooooo sleepy…

: Good enough. Attack!

: More flashback. Why haven’t you played soccer with anyone else, Tenma?

: I love soccer so much I thought if I did it’d make sense.

: ……Huh?

:
*yawn* Mega Crusher.

: Pest!

: We see the original pictures the winning fans make for the create a character and hissatsu contest. Did you know about it, Cyber?

: Yeah, but as with most things I ignore it if it doesn’t impact my life. Tenma’s turn. Is the defender wearing a soccer or KFC uniform?

: Tenma fails and starts acting like a brat.

: I don’t pass? No! You don’t pass! Your momma don’t pass too!

: You can’t beat me!

: Ughhh!

: Ahhh!

: Owwy!

: Hey guys!

: Sorry we’re late!

: Where the hell have you two been? What were you doing?!

: Uhhh….playing….video games? Yes! Playing video games!

: Yeah, that’s right! Heh. Heh. Heh.

: Whatever. Just attack. A stray dog wants to make Aoi his new chew toy.

: Gehenna Flame!

: Eden’s Javelin!

: Now I’m getting annoyed! Ultimate Fusion!

: Dodge!

: Tenma saves Aoi but fails the tryout. Thanks, Aoi. Kenny, we need more power!

: Imperialdramon! Mode change!

: Positron
*yaaawn* Laser!

: That hurt! No more playing around! Ultimate Fusion! Ultimate Fusion! Ultimate-you get where I’m going with this.

: We’re about to die. Better wrap this up. A flashback in a flashback. ….You know? I welcome death if this is what I have to live for. Aoi and Tenma become friends yadda yadda yadda.

: They tried to make a soccer club and failed. Sucks.

: You become a soccer player, Aoi? Bullsh*t! Who the hell wrote this?!

: Cyber. I kinda broke into your room and found this.

: My digivice?!

: You still have all the digimentals from our Digital World in there. Come on. Let’s give it one more go. Not for me but for me kicking Millenniummon's butt. Cause in the end, its all about revenge. Am I right?

: ….Okay. We’re pretty much dead anyway so why not. What’s this? I have the Digimental of Miracles? Forgot all about it! Armor up!

: No more Sheepmon for me! Tusk Missile!

: Time for another scene with me.

: Gouenji! Squee!!!!

: Gouenji! Oh, wow!

: What’s this light?! It’s burns!!!

: Ophanimon…mode changed?

: No way are we dying during a Gouenji scene!

: Holy Destroy!

: Impossible! Wah!

: I’m legally binded to ask you to take care of soccer, okay?

: Guts does Dinosaur Break! Tree’d! Tenma gets it with his ball and they all live happily ever after until the next season. Blast him!


: Cliché-Everyone-Attacks-Together-Blast!

: Noooo! This…This can’t be! It can’t…AHHHH!

: We did it!

: Hell yeah!

: Woooo!

: Nice job, Murmukusmon!

: Saved your butt again, T.K.

: Time to celebrate. Party at Gennai’s!

: We have get Tai and the others medical attention first.

: Then we party!

: Next episode: TV Tropes!
[Some Time Later]

: Hey! Why am I
still a girl?!!!