Inazuma Eleven live-action stage performance

[cyber_cody]

I enjoyed that a lot more than I thought I would. The choreography was top notch. Fun, pure fun. I am now a Kageno fan.

I even liked....the girls.

[cyber_cody]

: Hey, kids. Ever wonder what would happen if Splash and Cyber Cody went on a date? No? Well, fuck you! I’m telling you anyway!



: It all started with a phone call. Fucking flashback time.

: I’m busy. XD

: Everyone's busy! Agu and Gaga are filming a reality show. Tai and Steph are going camping in the Digital World. Devimon is killing bronies at the My Little Pony convention. It’s not fair! Please, please, PLEASE!

: *sigh*…….Okay. There’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you anyway.

: Cool! Gonnahangupbeforeyouchangeyourmindbye!

: Flashback’s over nut munchers. Time for the big date at Inazuma Studios’s Viewer Room #2. Heh, number 2.

:

: Come on, dude. Let us watch.
: Yeah, Cyber. We deserve a break for all the extra work we did. The work YOU should’ve done!

: I’ll bake you some cookies. Get OUT!

: I’m here! Oh, hi everyone. XD
: Hello, Davis!
: …………*burp* *hic*

: Rozza C? Drunk again?
: I invited her. Think she started the party a little early. XD
: You ain’t takin’…mine fruits basket….*zzzzzz*

: V-mon, start the video!
: You got it, Davis.
: “Not for sale or rent.” NOW you tell me! Endou! Endou? Close enough.
: Kazemaru!
: Puberty hit Handa hard. Kageno. I like that one.
: Max! XD
: Shourinji? What the hell, Splash?
: It’s right. Just go with it. XD.

: Adult-ish Aki in a skirt. Thumbs up!
: Stop trying to look up her skirt!
: Bitch alert!
: Excuse me!!!
: Not you, Natsumi.
: I’m here to drop exposition and give you a goal.

: I hate her. I hate her. I hate her!
: She needs a boyfriend.
: Asking Aki for help? Never a good idea.
: This is exciting, Davis. Pick me, pick me, Davis!
: It’s a video, V-mon. He can’t hear you. I think.

: Max! XD
: Oh, please.
: That guy’s funny, Davis.
: I’m watching you pee…
: Coming from behind without being noticed is a great talent when it comes to soccer!
: Coming fro-
: Take the high road, Cody! XD

: What a girlie hat! My sister has one just like it.
: Mmmm, cheerleaders.

: A wild Otonashi has appeared.
: A sexy Gouenji has appeared!
: *zzzzz*…….Domon *yawn* *zzzzzzz*

: Practice time!
: I didn’t know a cartwheel was a soccer move.
: Me neither. Can’t wait to try it out in my next match.

: Kidou!!! XD
: Whatever!

: It’s Kageyama. His voice anyway. Gouenji getting dramatic.
: Yuuka! Oh, God! Why? WHY???!!!!!! Will Smith’s got nothing on me.

: Natsumi’s a bitch with a heart. Yeah, right! She’s just trying to get in Gouenji’s soccer shorts. And, here comes Teikoku.
: Don’t touch the cape. Just had it dry cleaned.
: Hello announcer guy. Practice game start! “So close” my butt! Genda blocked the crap outta that.

: Let the ownage begin. Death Zone!
: That was awesome!
: Ow, my leg! Stupid spotlight ball!
: Love how Teikoku stands there looking cool.
: Me too! Hooray for bad boys!

: Here it comes. 3…2…1… XD
: Time to take off my shirt.
: WOOOO!!!! XD XD

: Domon’s got a case of the guilty.
: Being an ass…stinks.
: It’s Davis to save the day!
: No one can defeat my stunt chorography. Death Zone!
: Mine looks better. God Hand!
: Got you both beat. Fire Tornado!
: I refuse to play a game I’m not getting the most attention. Let’s go.
: Winning on technicality! All right!

: An Inazuma proverb. Pffft!
: We won’t know which side the goddess of victory will smile upon unless you’re the main character!
: Yuck! No more Shourin close-ups! Time for the main cast’s bathroom break. Bring out a manager. Boring.
……
PANTY SHOT! Go back! Go back!
: No way!

: Really digging the Devil…er…Kageyama’s voice.
: Talk to the hand, Gouenji.
: Take it down a notch. Can’t you see I’m at an emotional crossroad? My sister got hit by a car because I was playing soccer. It’s all my fault.
: What about the driver?
: …Oh yeah. Guess I’m playing then.

: Time to advance the plot. Enter Football Frontier and win.
: I’m happy. Let’s sing!
: Everyone, get up and dance!
: Yeah!
: Woo!
: *zzzzz* pin cushions in my…soup. *zzzzzzzzz*
: An Endou x Gouenji moment. Squee! XD

: A Domon moment.
: Time for my character focus. I’m feeling conflicted. Maybe I should stop being a spy. Eeek! Scary voice. I’ll steal it! Don’t eat me scary voice!

: Kabeyama focus time.
: Calm down, Cody. XD
: No probs. I like this Kabe. Well…I don’t hate him. I even follow him on Twitter.

: Davis sabotaged the bus!
: Cruelest voice I ever heard, not counting Rebecca Black.
: Hahahahahaha! Nice street clothes, Kidou!
: I’m 20% cooler with my cape.

: Don’t listen to him, Kidou! Kidou!
: Hey! Down in front!
: Shut up and get us some popcorn.
: I’m off-duty.
: Interns are never off-duty. Popcorn!
: Fine. Fine.

: More practice time.
: I can jump high! Ignore the wires.
: Let’s celebrate with a song!
: On your feet you lazy bastards! Yummy Otonashi!
: G!
: O!
: O!
: *zzzzz*……..D! *zzzzzz*

: Don’t get on the bus. It’s a trap.
: Thanks. Want to practice with us. We’ll be comrades for one day. Isn’t that okay?
: Maybe another time! There’s a cape sale at The Gap. Maybe I’ll buy a blue one.

: Kageyama’s telling Endou about Kidou’s past. XD
: Playing on Endou’s good nature. Smart guy.
: I’m conflicted and hungry. Need a song.

: Made it just in time.
: Come on. Give me another panty shot!
: Shut up and dance!

: Time for the FF district preliminaries. Kageno’s hitting on Otonashi. That’s my boy! Game start! Dragon Crash VS Power Shield! Genda wins!
: I’ve seen better kicks on Skype.

: Kidou VS Nekketsu Punch. Endou barely blocks it, according to Kakuma. I can’t tell.
: Here comes Inazuma Drop. Never mind.
: You just had to screw it up, Failyama.
: The spotlight blinded me. Really!

: Go Gouenji Go!
: Davis was hurt.
: Why didn’t Gouenji get a yellow card?
: You’re new to the series aren’t you?

: It’s Emperor Penguin No. 2 VS God Hand. A goal!
: Hit him! Hit Kabeyama again! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! MAHAHAHAHAHA!
: Someone’s having fun. XD

: Half time. Davis is letting the team down.
: I’m Teikoku’s spy.
: Woah, Domon. That came out of nowhere.
: I’m also a chain smoker and never wash my hands after going to the bathroom.
: Hold me back! Hold me back!!!

: More Kageyama harassing Kidou. Creep. Bet he’s rubbing his nipples while he does it.
: He NOW decides to see if it’s the real notebook? Lost all your cool points, smirk master. Gouenji kicks Endou in the face with a soccer ball.
: That ball has all of my passion for soccer in it!
: And, my blood on it.

: Reading Otonashi’s notebook has given Kidou the resolve to play soccer his own way.
: Imagine what I’ll get from reading her diary.

: If Otonashi couldn’t read Endou’s book, why didn’t she give it to a teacher or lost & found?
: ….Okay! So I stole it! Sor-----ry!

: I’ve been following the Commander’s orders without doubting him this whole time.
: Liar!

: It’s the second half. XD
: Davis isn’t moving.
: Forgot my line.

: Invisible steel bars. The worst kind!
: Everyone is okay. That may not necessarily be a good thing. Where’s Gojou? He should be there. No wonder Teikoku will lose.
: Spoilers!

: Second half start! Death Zone VS Domon’s stomach!
: I…*cough* win *wheeze*.

: All it takes is a little bodily harm and alls forgiven.
: I’m…*ack* so happy *hurrrrgh*. Don’t step in…the vomit.

: Endou used Bakuretsu Punch.
: E-blocked.

: Inazuma Drop! They did it!
: Emperor Penguin No.2 VS God Hand! Blocked bitches!
: Kageno is great.
: Who da man?!

: Shippuu Dash! So cool!
: Tornado Whirlwind!
: The Japanese or English hissatsu translation. Pick one. XD

: Grenade Shot, nice.
: I did something. Yay!

: Rolling Kick. Those cartwheels did come in handy.
: Uber Inazuma Drop VS Full Power Shield! GOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!! Raimon wins! Will someone PLEASE arrest the child endangering sociopath already!

: Take out your glow sticks! Time to party!
: *zzzzz* Party? Party! *zzzzzzzzz*
: Shake your smelly asses! Sha-la-la! Woo!!!! That was fantastic!

: What are you lazy bums doing?! Get back to work!

: Party’s over. Hey, Splash. There something I want to tell you.
: Yes? XD
: Well…uh. You see…I l-love you. And was kinda, maybe hoping you and me can go out on another date. Just…the two of us.
: Cody. -_-
: Yeah?
: You have Stockholm syndrome. 0.0
: No, I don’t!
: Yeah, you do. Thought as much. I think you’re lonely without Agumon and the gang. Here. Call this number. It’s a doctor who can help. ^_^
: B-B-B-B-B-B-But…
: No buts! Call. By the way, you’re a Digidestined. I was going to let you remember on your own but I think you need your digimon to help you through this. XD
: …………? Digi-destined? What? Who? Who’s my partner.
: It’s…

*two seconds later*
:………… No. Fucking. Way. *passes out*

: And there you have it. Hope you little bastards are satisfied. I’m outta here.